January 2010
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DI, Y?
I don’t really do DIY. If I need something sawing, or something banging into a wall, perhaps something being turned into something else, I call my dad.
Having sauntered by the 30 year milestone I started feeling something. A feeling that I should spend less time playing videogames and more time understanding what the hell a rawplug is. Apparently it isn’t an uncooked electrical...
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“Got change for a dollar? Oh, I also need to borrow a dollar.”
– Homer Simpson
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Bored of being cold now.
I know we’re all still moaning about the cold and that those that aren’t, are moaning about those that are still moaning about the cold but… FUCK I’m cold.
I’ve been wearing two pairs of socks for the last week (and not in a willy enhancing way like normal) and recently have been taking advantage of the unused pink fluffy slippers hidden on wifey’s side of the...
“Maybe I should join the army. Do as I’m told? Fuck ‘dat.”
– Me. Just then.
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Things I've learned this morning
Feeling a little guilty for letting wifey go to work on her own so I decided to walk her there. Here are a few things I learned this morning.
Keeping your arms by your side improves balance. Gloves on and hands out of pockets, people!
It’s really easy to get disorientated on the heath when it’s covered in snow.
Taking short cuts across snowy landscapes may seem like an adventure...
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December 2009
6 posts
“Sticking feathers up your butt doesn’t make you a chiken.”
– Tyler Durden