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Posted 1 month ago
The club is massive,I am a Celtic fan and did not have to ask much about it. I always wanted to play for Celtic and it works for all parties.
Robbie Keane - On joining Celtic, 2010
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Posted 1 month ago
I would like to place on record my thanks to the board, players and fans of Tottenham for the past six years, which were the best and most enjoyable of my career to date. I would specifically like to thank chairman Daniel Levy for understanding that, as a fan, joining Liverpool is a lifelong dream of mine and one I couldn’t let pass me by.
Robbie Keane - on joining Liverpool from Tottenham in 2008
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Posted 1 month ago

Training it

Week 2 in the Big EA house….

.. and I’m back on the train. 1 week of M25 hell reminded me how much I hadn’t missed driving to and from work for 6 weeks. ahhh 6 weeks off, how I miss you already.

So it’s pretty much as you were. Back to work, back to the gym and back to cereal/soup for lunch. Not together obviously, that would be a bit rank. Shreddies and oxtail soup? hmm… Maybe in Scotland.

The bag is packed. Consisting of a DS, a book and a cag, quite literally, in a bag. What else should a train commuter be carrying? I always thought porn was a good idea, as it allows for a slightly longer grace period between finding a seat with no one next to you, to having the world and their dog sitting on your lap reading your text messages.

And with that, the contest is afoot. Car vs. Train. Who will win? YOU decide. (Actually, I’ll decide thankyou very much).

Oh, and does anyone know BrundelFly’s telephone number?

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Posted 1 month ago

Stargirl by McFly. Possibly has one of the greatest lines in any song ever.

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Posted 1 month ago

DI, Y?

I don’t really do DIY. If I need something sawing, or something banging into a wall, perhaps something being turned into something else, I call my dad.

Having sauntered by the 30 year milestone I started feeling something. A feeling that I should spend less time playing videogames and more time understanding what the hell a rawplug is. Apparently it isn’t an uncooked electrical conduit.

So today I needed things hanging. This required drilling, banging and measuring.
I rang my dad.

It’s ok though. I made it very clear that I wanted to do it all, but needed his eye of Sauron cast over my every move… oh and I needed him to come with me and suggest what basic tools I should be owning. I am, you see, the man that bought a drill 3 years ago without buying any drill bits and left it in my shed ever since.

I now have a fully fledged toolkit, including fancy tool box, drill bits, pliers, even a saw (a saw which I managed to cut my finger on without even using it) and with this collection of goodies I have put up a rail. Good times.

I can already feel my mangina disappearing. That said, blogging about it straight afterwards and crying about the blood pumping from my finger isn’t particularly man-ish is it?

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Posted 1 month ago
Got change for a dollar? Oh, I also need to borrow a dollar.
Homer Simpson